February 2012
12 posts
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so i remember one time our schools two mock trial...
and they were both filthy rich
and they sat there and argued over who would pay the bill
and i looked at my sister when we left and said
one day
that will be me
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PLEASE DONT BE MAD AT ME IF YOURE A LOVELY PERSON...
ilikebruises:
xxxbloody-wwrists666xxx:
...
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DAY AFTER VALENTINE'S CHOCOLATE SALE AT WALMART
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PEOPLE WHO ALWAYS WHINE ABOUT LIVING IN AMERICA
oh alright here it is a free plane ticket to
-north korea
-cuba
-somalia
-syria
Actually, it’s pretty great here. So shut up.
Teacher: A long time ago people thought there were only four elements. Can anyone guess what they were?
Me: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Teacher:
Me:
teacher: what
Me: what
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So.
Alexander Hamilton was a freaking babe.
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Just did day 1 of 30 day shred
holy shit
January 2012
13 posts
when high school kids complain about midterms
when people complain about people complaining
when people
when
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NEWT GINGRICH
nope
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PEOPLE WHO ONLY SUPPORT RON PAUL BECAUSE OF WEED
get away from me.
Like, I get it if you like his foreign policy,
or if you like his plan for the gold standard,
or even how he is a strict constitutionalist.
But seriously if you are just like
~WITH RON PAUL WE CAN SMOKE WEED ALL DAY LONG BRUHBRUH~
stop.
You make everyone else look like an idiot.
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ok so i just want to say
I actually really, really, really like Ron Paul.
A lot.
Last night my dad and I were like.
“Ok, ok, lets watch the GOP debate for shits and giggles”
And I was expecting to be completely repulsed,
but everything Ron Paul said just made sense.
Not that the rabid South Carolina crowd agreed.
“We shouldn’t bully other nations.”
BOOOOOOOOOOO
“We should...
gothbaby:
once i scraped my knee in 3rd grade and a weird girl who was obsessed with horses was like “hold on” then she started crying and dropped tears on my knee then she was like “pegasus tears heal wounds”
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WATCHING OLD DR WHO
omg mickey let me luv u
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brb drowning in a pan of kanafeh
•
What say you, wench?: Alright so you wanted more... →
chotai:
Well. I hated it y’all.
It was boring. We learned the same bullshit every year (blah blah Vartan Mamikonian led us in a rebellion against the Persians in some small number A.D. and even though we lost because it was 66,000 against 300,000 we really won because we kept our religion blah blah we…
i am painfully in love with this post/girl
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WHEN PEOPLE SAY THEY DONT LIKE FLORENCE AND THE...
fuq u i would let florence welch tap dance on my abdomen if she would sing to me while doing it
and what
December 2011
6 posts
4 tags
PLAYING SKYWARD SWORD
shitting my pants in silent realm
apio: Last night, I had a term of endearment used... →
apio:
and barring my as-of-yet-still-mixed feelings on its purveyor, I’m really hoping the situation doesn’t devolve into this. I mean, is there something uncool about liking when a guy calls you by your name? Tajreen is unusual but delicious when you say it right. There’s something worth…
Tajreen is fantastic, the way she thinks about these things.
Things I think about:
•food
•also...
Tilly and the Wall
thevergeofsleep:
The city looked wonderful that way And love just like blood will always stain And if I could reverse it I don’t think it would be worth it
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November 2011
3 posts
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CONFESSION: I JUDGE PEOPLE BY THE CHAPSTICK THEY...
Kindred Spirits:
-Blistex
-Burt’s Bees
People I Never Want to Associate With:
-Carmex (the original greasy formula from the tube)
-those freaking gross sparkly ones that make your lips look like pink frosting
-Chap-It
-like really if you use chap it just get away from me
-chap it users are the meth addicts of the chapstick world
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perfect man is perfect
Matthew Gray Gubler says his perfect woman: “must love decorating for holidays, mischief, kissing in cars, and wind chimes. no specific height, weight, hair color, or political affiliation required but would prefer a warm spirited non racist. cynics, critics, pessimists, and “stick in the muds” need not apply. voluptuous figures a plus. any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense...
October 2011
7 posts
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oh dont mind me im just drowing my sorrows in all...
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I am not a heartless woman.
haplessheroine:
Except when I am~
September 2011
12 posts
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goin 2 homecoming
followers send me inspirational messages so i dont kill myself and everyone around me
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LOl @ People Who Have Nothing To Talk About But...
bluewafflecunt:
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnd homecoming is next week
• and for the fourth consecutive year i am going alone
• but whatevs its not like i care or anything
•not
•like
•i
•care
•or anything
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Its so hard being the HBIC
-dang man got a whole homecoming to do
-im just a bad bitch
-also wat
-
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Filet-O-Fef: Creepy Wikipedia Pages →
carcinoindustries:
akumumusu:
booyouwhorecrux:
abnormalities-:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil%27s_Footprints http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Thunderstorm%2C_Widecombe http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bloop …