February 2012
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so i remember one time our schools two mock trial...
and they were both filthy rich
and they sat there and argued over who would pay the bill
and i looked at my sister when we left and said
one day
that will be me
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PLEASE DONT BE MAD AT ME IF YOURE A LOVELY PERSON...
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DAY AFTER VALENTINE'S CHOCOLATE SALE AT WALMART
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PEOPLE WHO ALWAYS WHINE ABOUT LIVING IN AMERICA
oh alright here it is a free plane ticket to
-north korea
-cuba
-somalia
-syria
Actually, it’s pretty great here. So shut up.
Teacher: A long time ago people thought there were only four elements. Can anyone guess what they were?
Me: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Teacher:
Me:
teacher: what
Me: what
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So.
Alexander Hamilton was a freaking babe.
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Just did day 1 of 30 day shred
holy shit